professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

[text message: Jon- maybe maybe not      wink]

[text message: Ben- Okay, then. I’ll wait down here until you come outside.]

[text message: Jon- nope no sir you can bring your ass up here and get me]

[text message: Ben- But I don’t want to get out of the car. …Oh, fine, hang on. I’ll be in in a second. i have to make reservations anyways.]

[text message: Jon- thats what i thought hehe]

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

[text message: Jon- maybe maybe not      wink]

[text message: Ben- Okay, then. I’ll wait down here until you come outside.]

[text message: Jon- nope no sir you can bring your ass up here and get me]

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Oh, very well.

If it will make you give this a rest.

I will call you Jon.

thank you!

fucking FINALLY!

by the way you or her i don’t care which fix up a bedroom and we’ll stay a few days

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

[text message: Jon- still counts put the phone down stupid]

[text message: Ben- Don’t need to, I’m outside. Are you dressed?]

[text message: Jon- maybe maybe not      wink]

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Let us not get into this again.

It is tedious.

we’re getting into it until you go along with it

seriously how fucking difficult is it to say jon and not jet hit in the face

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

[text message: Jon- ;P]

[text message: Ben- Jesus, Jon, can’t you go ten minutes without talking to me?]

[text message: Jon- dont text and drive!]

[text message: Ben- I’m at a red light.]

[text message: Jon- still counts put the phone down stupid]

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

johnnysugar:

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

I will do that.

I suppose I will see you then, Jonathan.

I would prefer you not punch me again.

i would prefer you not call me jonathan

but as long as you keep doing that, well

I do not like nicknames.

And there is only so long I can humor Ushio and not punch back.

it’s not like im asking you to call me johnny im asking you to call me jon

fuck

it’s a perfectly normal ass name

yeah i’d fucking love to see you try and give me an excuse to hit you more

professor-monigote:

johnnysugar:

professor-monigote:

I didn’t respond, I just said we’ll talk later.

Now shush, I need to drive.

[text message: Jon- ;P]

[text message: Ben- Jesus, Jon, can’t you go ten minutes without talking to me?]

[text message: Jon- dont text and drive!]

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

I will do that.

I suppose I will see you then, Jonathan.

I would prefer you not punch me again.

i would prefer you not call me jonathan

but as long as you keep doing that, well

professor-monigote:

I didn’t respond, I just said we’ll talk later.

Now shush, I need to drive.

[text message: Jon- ;P]

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

I did not realize this was an argument, but very well.

yeah well

whateverrrrrrr.

it looks like she’s offline so if it wouldn’t be too much trouble for you to pass on a message to her wherever in the house she is with her stupid phone turned off

i saw what she and ben were talking about earlier, and some time within the next couple days he’s going to take some time off whether he likes it or not

we’re coming to visit

prepare yourself

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

Just because I am calling her that here does not mean I do not call her Ushio to her face.

It is what she put on her…page…thing. Am I not to refer to her as that?

i think she put it as a joke.

it’s not

whatever this is a stupid argument i’d much rather argue with you about something much more worthwhile

let’s save it for then

professor-monigote:

Ah-ha.

Well, then.

You go get dressed.

We’ll talk about that later.

okay not that i’m objecting but you’ll respond to that on here but you won’t tell me what you’re wearing

you have some strange double standards

monsieur-loyal-de-la-mort:

La petite sorcière showed me how.

They are not as bad as I originally thought.

I still don’t like them.

when the hell are you going to stop calling her that?

i really don’t think she likes it. she’s just putting up with it for your sake.

also it’s just kind of fucking annoying i mean she has a NAME, you know. i call ben princess yeah but i don’t refer to him solely as princess. same logic.

professor-monigote:

You go ahead and do that.

I’m on my way home now.

Punishment, hmm…?

oh, that gets you interested, huh?

yes, punishment

the

wink wink nudge nudge kind of punishment

hehe